Damn Ringer's Poker Blog

Whoa. I didn’t play a hand of poker today. We get up around 2pm since we had been up til 7am the night before playing poker. We go immediately to the pool. The pool is pretty sweet but the drinks were really expensive. However, there wasn’t quite as much scenary as i wanted. We ended up setting up shop right next to the pool and going to buy football sized margaritas. I am sitting by the pool sipping my football marguarita, and vizer goes swimming. He starts chatting it up with a few older women. I obviously decide that i want to go see what all the recuss is about. I go in. There are two women in their 40’s, one of whom has a 19 year old body. I was very impressed and she was pretty gorgeous for an older woman. Me and vizer are starting to chat with them and they are drunk. We definitely did the pool the wrong way. I mean we were play $16 for big marguaritas when we could have gone and bought a $16 handle across the street. Oh well, its not like money is an issue on this trip anyways. but we didn’t get nearly as drunk as we should have.

After the pool, i’m exhuasted. I lay down and before i know it i wake up at 7:30 to my phone ringing. Its PrincessDonk and she wants me and vizer to go eat at a nice steakhouse for AceCR’s bday. I go down and grab vizer from the poker room and start getting dressed up. We walk over to craftsteak at the MGM. It was the first non-family style food i had done in vegas other than subway at our hotel. It was BOMB. I didn’t get the wagiyu beef but everyone else did. I really should have cause i’m kinda regretting not just going balla style and getting a $150 steak. Instead i got the new york strip which was only $50. We had a nice ass bottle of wine at dinner that one of the other guys picked out. It was i think a $200 bottle of wine. It was money and i don’t even like wine. We then finished eating and get the bill. The 8 of us ran up a 2k bill with drinks and food. Hilarious. We are all just laughing cause that’s i think the biggest bill anyone at the table had gotten. So i throw in $200 which was more than i actually ate but whatever, no reason to be stingy when everyone was having a good time. 

We finally decide we wanna go bowling at the gold coast. Its a shitty older casino but it had a pretty nice bowling alley. Of course, my first order of business is getting a $20/person bet going on bowling. Everyone agrees and i go into ringer mode. I roll 2 strikes and a spare in the first 3 frames, and everyone else is trying to buy out of the bets now. I finally do let them all buy out for $5/person, which was really nice of me but whatever i’m not trying to hussle these people. I rolled a 192 and then gave everyone 75 on the next game. Not a soul took it. Not even close. I rolled a 134 and everyone regretted it. We ended up getting pitchers of blue moon and just getting ripped in the alley. And we are trying to figure out what our next destination is. We decide on the OG (olympic gardens) aka a strip club. We get there pay the $30 cover and meet up with a bunch of online pros. Its amazing how many guys don’t work for a living and just play poker. They were just sitting there dropping silly cash. The OG sucked tho. Wow there were like 4 girls and vizer got a dance and we peaced.

We then hop in a limo which AceCR negiotated for $20 and head to Spearmint Rhino. We pay the $30 cover and go in. BALLIN. This place is crazy pimp. There are girls literally everyone. Must have seen at least 100 strippers. I’m not even kidding there were probably a 100 different strippers in there. It was crazy and obviously vegas never stops serving drinks so we are BOMBED! We are buying $10 bud lights like they are going out of style. We then start stripper bombing people. This consists of getting approached by an ugly stripper and telling her your not interested in a dance but your friend is and paying her $20 to dance with him. LOL. Hilarious. We were just giving each other ridiculous dances. There were actually a few busted strippers but most were hot. I was looking for some hot asian strippers as that’s basically my niche. I love some asians. I found one but she was dancin on some dude for like 30 min. So i’m not all about getting dude on me from a stripper. Something about seeing it makes me not like the dance as much. I wanted a fresh asian and acecr obviously decides to bomb me mid hunt. I look up to an amazon stripper just putting boobs on my face. Damn you. I get the dance say thanks and go back on the asian hunt. I find a mediocre asian chick, and she approachs me cause i’m staring her sizing her up. I accept her offer to put boobs on me and she goes to town. Not so bad. I pay her and realize i’m out of 20’s. Its time to leave. We walk out and its light outside and i’m getting work e-mails on my blackberry. Damn its already 8am on the east coast and its 5am here. Damn. Its bad when you leave a the strip club and its light out. But it was a good night and F-ing expensive. 2 more nights in vegas and then i can finally go home.

I haven’t been to work in like 2 weeks and to be honest i miss it. Its nice having dick to do all day, but its boring as shit. I’m still sick too. I have just nasty nasal congestion and feel like my heads gonna explode. I am ready to go home now. I’m ready to celebrate the 4th with my friends and hang out. The poker grind is something i’m starting to think might not be for me. I kinda like the disicpline of working every day. Anyways, me and vizer are gonna go out to eat dinner and i’m still hungover. No more binge drinking fests (until wednesday).